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<h1 style="text-align: center;">Entitlement Bitch Complex</h1> <img src="https://media.istockphoto.com/id/2207434097/photo/close-up-of-confident-successful-businesswoman-standing-at-corporation-with-arms-crossed-and.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=o2pU-goKXaiKnXERVHxk5-v18xzQ2UtSLDHpQd-FzE4=" alt="" width="900" /> Usually it is very hard to find a woman who is the perfect combination of bitchy and demanding, so imagine my surprise when I run across this email today from a friend: <blockquote> Bro… So was on Match.com about a year ago – not nearly as fun as meeting women in real life. For some reason, I’m still getting occasional e-mail from girls on there. Because San Francisco women are about a 7 at best, most of these are not really worth it (Plus, am in a relationship now). One email comes thru this morning: super cute girl, a little older than me, hot hippie look, seemed like she had a rad personality via e-mail. Then, I checked her profile. Holy Mary Mother of Hamsterwheels…my erudition, expansive vocabulary, and incredible descriptive skills cannot shine a candle to the raw estrogenical madness that is spewed from this Bay Area broad. Read on: </blockquote> Without further ado, I present you with this email, followed by my manslation: Fiery musician, entrepreneur, creative, intuitive, intellectual, mom of 1 teenager ….loves travel and adventure….. soon to be venturing south to have a home in a warm climate…. (I love warm weather!) First off, I know who I am, I know what I want and I know where I’m going… If that scares you, then best stop reading now…. I’m rare as a woman in that I am straight-forward, I refrain from playing games and I’m comfortable being myself….. I’m headstrong, ambitious, high-maintenance, I’m an alpha female and a leader…… The guy that’s right for me will not be intimidated by my straightforwardness, loves to travel, make music and have fun….. and will shower me with affection. As I love both receiving and giving affection in a romantic relationship. And, although I’m quite ambitious, I take my relaxation, vacations and FUN quite seriously ;) ! I’m seeking a Single White Male, between 30-45, pagan, metaphysical or consciousness expanding spiritual focus (non-christian), musician, entrepreneur, alpha male (leader energy), healthy body, no kids (and no desire for kids of your own) …. with a unique sense of humor… some call it sarcasm, i prefer to call it “like a smart a**” If you’re the right guy for me, you know who you are and where you are going, you know how to create your own reality and are ambitious…… you’re interested in a monogamous long term relationship (and are open to the idea of marriage in the future with the right one)….. you have no close friends that are girls (I don’t believe men and women can really be “friends” without sexual tension) , your work does not involve massage, physical touch or working with peoples psychological problems……. you’ve moved on from your past relationships enough to refrain from having your ex’s involved in your life, you’re not a work-a-holic….and you know how to make romance and fun a priority in your life. 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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl POWER! I like to think I’m original and unique and “rare”, despite my profile sounding like every other woman’s, I am usually not aware that I’m playing games and am most comfortable when I’m pretending to be more important than I am.  I’m stubborn, so expect confrontation at every turn, I have lofty goals that no one can ever meet, my shampoo is too expensive but I need it between my twice weekly hair appointments, and I’m a total dripping cunt.  The guy that’s right for me will be rich and easy to manipulate (or intensely violent), he will love to send me places and only volunteer to come along occasionally, buy me shit, and let me shop with his Visa card.  And also will buy me lots of jewelry – as I love both receiving and getting jewelry in a romantic relationship.  I’ll still end up cheating. I think I’m enlightened because I took a gender studies and world religion class and now I think anything remotely western, conservative or christian is ignorant, racist and hateful because of something my professor said that I can’t quite remember.  Please make sure you’re an “enlightened” liberal like myself.  Along with that, I’ve put together this short list: <ul> <li>Play guitar</li> <li>Have a lot of money</li> <li>Only wussy fags need apply</li> <li>Or potentially violent rapists (leader energy)</li> <li>Gotta be hot</li> </ul> <div> Also, I demand that you unconditionally accept my child as your own, while actually not having or wanting any children of your own.  Fuck your wants and needs, mine come first.  They come first now, they come first always. I’ll tell you I like sarcasm, but if you’re actually sarcastic I’ll cry.  Meanwhile, I expect you to put up with my being a total bitch (that we can write off as sarcastic). The right guy for me has lots of money and is willing to get into a United States Fiscal Rape Contract (read: marriage) without a prenump.  In fact, it’s pretty much expected that if I meet you for coffee you should bring a check made out for half your net worth.  You should have no female friends at all and not have a job that could possibly involve you physically touching a woman, because I don’t want you cheating on me.  You’re also not allowed to communicate with any exes ever for any reason.  Expect me to openly flirt on facebook with any and every guy I know, and probably bang the hot ones on the side. If you’re interested in hauling my shit to a different part of the state, can put up with my current Skrillex obsession and dig women that are total, frothing cunts – send me a message that says you’re interested and meet my criteria so I can ignore you.  </div>